Now I know what you’re thinking. “Darth Vader? What is going
on?” But before you leave, this is related to the topic, I swear! A Ukrainian
politician has become Darth Vader in order to win over voters. Why you might
ask? Well it goes well with his ideals.
He wants to turn Ukraine into a galactic empire, and has
stated that he wants to remove members of the government and replace them with
computers, that would do roughly the same thing that the workers did, but
without fail, and without breaks. Not only has he got the whole political
campaign theme matching, he legally changed his name to Darth Vader before the
campaign started. He legally is Darth Vader. “Hey Darth, how’s the family? Want
to come over and have a drink?” True story. With promises to end the war in the
east against the separatist rebels, and great quality recording of the Imperial
March from Star Wars, he makes a compelling argument for his cause. Surrounded
by storm troopers, he states that he will also return the Crimean Peninsula to
Ukraine. How? A military space station of course.
This is absolutely genius in my opinion, this man has a
great idea on how to get a voters attention. Sadly, he isn’t very good at
selling his ideas. I believe that Darth has a good idea, on paper. While I don’t
know exactly how it would play out, I don’t think that it would play out well.
Regardless of that fact, he is making progress. Maybe he won’t win this
election, but with refinement, I believe Darth Vader could put up a very strong
fight against other political opponents.
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